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So I was eating applesauce, but I didn’t want to get a spoon dirty, so I proceeded to fold a spoon out of the aluminum foil lid. It worked, and I proudly said to my uncle, “dude, I made a spoon”. He looked up, and said, “I don’t think college is going to help you”, laughed, and walked away.


at my future wedding and funeral service

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school cum

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Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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Apparently the met police are out from 4am tomorrow and because they’ve had a top off that there is going to be an attack in London tomorrow and I don’t know if that’s true but I don’t know why else the met are gonna be out so just be careful if you get public transport in London, my friend’s sister and boyfriend both work there and both have had texts from friends saying don’t get the tube xxx

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dropping hints to bae that ur ready


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this is the accurate relationship between the Americans and the English 

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